later you wish you'd never come.
In the middle of harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call
of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started to pee. Most
unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the tip of his p*nis.
The pain was unbearable, but he remembered a piece of good advice. He
went to the farmer's house and put his p*nis in buttermilk. At that
moment, the farmer's daughter walked in. Her face red, she stood
perfectly still looking at him. "Have you never seen one of these
before?" the farmhand asked. To which the girl replied, "Yes, but this
is the first time I've seen one being reloaded!"
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis
ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into
the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the
pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde
standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's
that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the
breathless reply. "Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be
painful, I had tennis elbow once."
A guy walked into the doctor's office wanting a an appointment for
some surgery. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty
receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's
rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a large and
almost constant er*ction." "Well, the doctor is very busy today," the
receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
Till next time, keep LOLling.
