I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why, she said, "Because I am trying to examine you."
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A man walks into a sp*rm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I. Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"
"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"
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A man brought his date back to his apartment, ripped both their clothes off and then said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." The woman took a look, gathered her clothes and said, "Call me when he grows up."
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