Bargirl job interviews: They give you a br* and say: "Here, fill this
out."

A little girl raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked if her
grandmother could have a baby. The teacher was a bit surprised at the
question but answered that the grandmother was too old to have babies.
"So what about my mother?" asked the girl. The teacher said that it
was possible, but that her mother was probably getting too old to be
having babies as well. "Well, then could I have a baby?" she wanted to
know. "Goodness no!" said the teacher, "you are much too young."
"See!" said a voice from the back of the classroom, "I told YOU you
didn't have anything to worry about."

Little Johnny was visiting a cousin of his in New York during the
winter. He and his cousin went outside to play in the snow. After
about an hour, his aunt called them back inside and had them remove
their galoshes and gloves. Little Johnny's aunt was a tall voluptuous,
woman who would warm her son's hands by putting them between her
thighs. So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow,
she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied "yes". She then
put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs. After a few
minutes, she asked "are they warm yet?" and the little boy said "yes".
Little Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn. His aunt then
asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, "yes". So she
took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs.
After a few minutes she asked if his hands were "warm yet" and he said
"yes". So she took them out. Little Johnny continued to stand there
with a sly grin on his face. When his aunt asked "well what is it now,
Johnny? What's wrong? Johnny looked up at her and replied "my peter is
frozen stiff!"

The lesb*ans next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I
was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex It was very nice of
them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

Till next time,keep smiling.:)