One Friday evening, he struck up a conversation with one of his very attractive female co-workers in a bar. One thing led to another and they wound up back at her apartment making passion*te love. Through it all, she kept screaming, "Etay! Etay!" The man thought this must mean "great" or "excellent" or something similar. The next morning, he went out to play a round of golf with his new friend who was also one of his co-workers. They were on the 9th hole where the friend scored a hole in one. Excited for his friend, the man decided to employ the one Japanese word he had learned the previous night. "Etay! Etay!" he shouted as he jumped up and down. Puzzled, his friend asked, "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.

Little Johnnie's father has to come to school to talk to the teacher. Teacher: "Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at school, he fails every subject!!" Dad: "Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer." Teacher: "That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk board and the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom!" Dad: "That's nothing, last month when he drew a pus*y on the stove, I burned my di*k three times!!"

Till next time, keep LOLling.