A young boy of four was going into the hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for awhile, I have to have surgery." On the day he was admitted his mother asked the doctor, "Could you please circumc*se him while he is asleep?" The doctor agreed. The boy woke up and was very sore down there for several days. After about a week he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out
soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery. The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are."

Tired of a listless s*x life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgas*?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

Till next time, keep LOLling.