Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite of this sentence:
"Children in the dark make mistakes." Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

It was the first time that had made love. They were fondling each other intimately. She had his dong in her hand. "What do you call it?" she asked. "Some guys call theirs Dick or Peter, John Thomas or Willie. What do you call yours?" "I don't have to call mine anything,"
he replied "It usually comes without being called."

Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregn*nt? She blew it both times!

A grandfather went to visit his grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to see that his grandson was living a life of sin and corruption.... as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.... "In my day," Grumbled Gramps" We would hang a horseshoe
over the door for good luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our exams." "But grandpa," replied the grandson. "That IS a whor*'s shoe."

A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a picture of a na*ed man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that one of the young ladies, a striking young thing, had sketched the man with an er*ction. Slightly
flustered, the professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "What other way???"

Till next time, keep LOLling.