During the early part of World War II, Gerry was stationed in England where he became friendly with many natives. One day Gerry and an  Englishman were strolling and came to a river. On the river bank sat a very pretty and luscious girl who was fishing. Gerry called out: "What are you fishing for?" The girl replied, "Men." "How come you are sitting on your bait?" asked Gerry. The two men walked along down
the river. An hour later the Englishman began chuckling: "That was a
very amusing remark you made to that young lady. But how did you know
she had worms?"

A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first

Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked
their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls
willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After
they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl
suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an
electrical engineer. Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you
know?" "Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering
iron." Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are
you a mechanical engineer?" He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you
know that?" "Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my
cylinder." Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow
and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?" "I certainly am," he answered.
"How could you have known that?" "Well," she said, "I figured it out
as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

How do you cancel an appointment at the sp*rm bank?
       You call them up and tell them you can't 'come'.

Did you hear about the blonde that was called tapioca because she
could be made in a minute.

Till next time,keep LOLling.